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Article 1.
It is resolved that TV is a fun activity. Our personalities look happy
because they are having fun. Why doesn't anybody else on TV look happy?
Article 2.
It is resolved that no "talking-down-to you-hyper-personalities"
are allowed on Star Ray TV. We talk to you like you are
our neighbour. See article 1.
Article 3.
It is resolved that Star Ray TV will not display logos or other junk on the
side of the screen during programs. Our programming is so different
you'll know what station you're watching without us reminding you all the time.
Article 4.
It is resolved that no shaky camera work will appear on Star Ray TV. We
are your eyes. Your eyes don't shake around unless you are very drunk.
Article 5.
It is resolved that no cameras are to be used as personal props unless we
use cyborgs. Yes, we still have camera operators. We don't have any
"videographers."
Article 6.
It is resolved that that Star Ray TV is friendly to the hearing impaired.
We have the cleanest, clearest audio around and we won't mumble and
run our words.
Article 7.
It is resolved that Star Ray TV will not use popups or frames on the station
or website. Don't they just drive you nuts?
Article 8.
It is resolved that Star Ray TV will air 100% Canadian content during prime
time. Prime time for Canadians!
Article 9.
It is resolved that Star Ray TV will not air any excessively violent
programming. There is a big difference between incidental violence
and glorifying violence. Why do the most depraved criminals also become the
most famous?
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10. In an emergency situation Star Ray TV pledges to do whatever it takes to
stay on the air to help you through.
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